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Most Influential: 2,403rd Safest: 4,738th Least Corrupt Governments: 7,769th
The Democratic Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Malestedo

Population2.56 billion

CapitalMalestedonia
LeaderPickly martian

Currencypound
Animalfalcon

The Democratic Republic of Malestedo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pickly martian with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.56 billion Malestedoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malestedonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Malestedoan economy, worth 246 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 96,134 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, citizens are grown in vats, Pickly martian's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Malestedonia generates millions of views, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malestedo's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Malestedo is ranked 146,634th in the world and 4,988th in Osiris for Most Extreme, scoring 8.64 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Influential: 2,403rdSafest: 4,738thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,769thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,903rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,042ndMost Inclusive: 10,515thBest Weather: 11,008thMost Developed: 11,543rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,838thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,864thMost Pacifist: 12,868thNicest Citizens: 13,546thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,954thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,263rdLargest Welfare Programs: 15,416thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,318thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,559thRudest Citizens: 17,035th
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Most Influential: 18th in the regionTop
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Safest: 218th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 404th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 404th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 451st in the regionMost Developed: 516th in the regionMost Inclusive: 517th in the regionBest Weather: 539th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malestedo's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Malestedo's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Malestedo's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Malestedo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Malestedo, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Malestedo, Pickly martian's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Malestedonia generates millions of views.
  • : Following new legislation in Malestedo, citizens are grown in vats.
  • : Following new legislation in Malestedo, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship.
  • : Following new legislation in Malestedo, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Malestedo was refounded in Osiris.

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