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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,470th Most Influential: 3,426th Safest: 5,238th
The Democratic Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Malestedo

Population1.278 billion

CapitalMalestedonia
LeaderPickly martian

Currencypound
Animalfalcon

The Democratic Republic of Malestedo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pickly martian with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.278 billion Malestedoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malestedonia. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Malestedoan economy, worth 120 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 93,930 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Moonshine has made a resurgence, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malestedo's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Malestedo is ranked 14,289th in the world and 757th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 129.85 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Influential: 3,426thSafest: 5,238thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,134thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 10,140thMost Inclusive: 11,117thHealthiest Citizens: 11,260thBest Weather: 11,702ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,510thNicest Citizens: 13,367thMost Pacifist: 14,289thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,311thMost Developed: 14,943rdRudest Citizens: 15,367th
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Safest: 267th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 437th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 538th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 609th in the regionBest Weather: 647th in the regionMost Inclusive: 654th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 689th in the regionRudest Citizens: 719th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 726th in the regionNicest Citizens: 737th in the regionMost Pacifist: 757th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 797th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 821st in the regionMost Developed: 834th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 863rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 891st in the regionMost Influential: 895th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 921st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 937th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 938th in the regionMost Cultured: 951st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malestedo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Malestedo was endorsed by The Imperial Union of New Pruessen.
  • : Malestedo was endorsed by The Mothership Connection of Funkadelia.
  • : Malestedo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Malestedo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Greenhouse Gas Cap and Trade Program ".
  • : Following new legislation in Malestedo, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Malestedo, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Malestedo, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Malestedo, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Following new legislation in Malestedo, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.

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