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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,425th Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,353rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,239th
The Meritocratic State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Nil volentibus arduum
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Maldico

Population4.835 billion

CapitalKrypriat
LeaderJack Soley

CurrencyRelua
AnimalDog

The Meritocratic State of Maldico is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jack Soley with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 4.835 billion Maldicoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krypriat. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maldicoan economy, worth 505 trillion Reluas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 104,482 Reluas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, sausages are seldomly seen in the supermarket, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maldico's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maldico is ranked 68,762nd in the world and 6th in United World Micronations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,224.65 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,425thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,353rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,239thSafest: 5,715thMost Pacifist: 6,998thMost Inclusive: 7,472ndNicest Citizens: 8,119thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,441stMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,966thMost Developed: 10,146thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,201stBest Weather: 10,839thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,322ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,519thMost Cultured: 11,726thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,962ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,532ndMost Rebellious Youth: 13,123rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,275thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,315thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,632ndMost Beautiful Environments: 14,213thMost Efficient Economies: 15,345thLargest Retail Industry: 15,895th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Maldico, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Maldico, sausages are seldomly seen in the supermarket.
  • : Maldico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Maldico, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Maldico, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Maldico, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in Maldico, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings.
  • : Following new legislation in Maldico, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
  • : Following new legislation in Maldico, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Maldico, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.

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