by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16,077thMost Pro-Market: 21,257thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,532nd
The Queendom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Mission Accomplished
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population6.639 billion


The Queendom of MalBoeuf is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.639 billion MalBoeufians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The very strong MalBoeufian economy, worth 385 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 57,995 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,438 per year while the poor average 7,501, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. MalBoeuf's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

MalBoeuf is ranked 162,215th in the world and 4th in Province of Ontario for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 536.22 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16,077thMost Pro-Market: 21,257thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,532ndLargest Insurance Industry: 23,792nd

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