The Republic of Malayn is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.098 billion Malaynians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marlin. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malaynian economy, worth 147 trillion Malans a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 134,197 Malans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share orca memes rather than government policy, Leader's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments, and a 10000 Islands Tourist Association survey has rated Malayn #1 for number twos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malayn's national animal is the orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Malayn is ranked 15,921^st in the world and 228^th in 10000 Islands for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.