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Most Secular: 2,534thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,291stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,001st
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Security, Safety, Justice,Peace
Leader
Influence
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Malayn

Population1.098 billion

CapitalMarlin

CurrencyMalan
Animalorca

The Republic of Malayn is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.098 billion Malaynians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marlin. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malaynian economy, worth 147 trillion Malans a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 134,197 Malans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share orca memes rather than government policy, Leader's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments, and a 10000 Islands Tourist Association survey has rated Malayn #1 for number twos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malayn's national animal is the orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Malayn is ranked 15,921st in the world and 228th in 10000 Islands for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Secular: 2,534thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,291stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,001stMost Influential: 5,013thMost Pacifist: 6,466thSafest: 6,807thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,325thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,657thHealthiest Citizens: 7,753rdNicest Citizens: 7,993rdMost Inclusive: 8,841stMost Developed: 8,902ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,825thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,090thHighest Food Quality: 10,748thSmartest Citizens: 11,396thBest Weather: 11,919thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,271stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,070thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,647thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,943rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,921stLowest Crime Rates: 16,607thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,819thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,990thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,209thLargest Governments: 19,217thHighest Average Incomes: 20,179thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,640thMost Cultured: 21,284thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,601st
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Most Average: 50th in the regionMost Secular: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 90th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionSafest: 127th in the regionMost Pacifist: 133rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 151st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, a 10000 Islands Tourist Association survey has rated Malayn #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, Leader's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share orca memes rather than government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, prematurely retired barristers twitch in anxiety when they talk about their courtroom experiences.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Marlin make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.

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