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Rudest Citizens: 398th Most Rebellious Youth: 479th Largest Retail Industry: 1,105th
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Malayas

Population7.791 billion

CapitalLanima City
LeaderJedd Malillin

CurrencyMalayan Peso
AnimalRare Malayan Alligator

The Federal Republic of Malayas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jedd Malillin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.791 billion Malayans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanima City. The average income tax rate is 6.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Malaya economy, worth a remarkable 1,806 trillion Malayan Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 231,881 Malayan Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

College-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Malayas's national animal is the Rare Malayan Alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Malayas is ranked 2,704th in the world and 164th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 12,603.29 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 398thMost Rebellious Youth: 479thLargest Retail Industry: 1,105thMost Cultured: 1,379thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,388thMost Inclusive: 1,406thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,490thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,009thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,396thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,398thSmartest Citizens: 2,611thMost Influential: 2,658thMost Efficient Economies: 2,696thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,704thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,985thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,011thHighest Average Incomes: 3,668thMost Developed: 4,322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,246thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,397thLargest Black Market: 6,576thHighest Economic Output: 7,013thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,787thNudest: 7,907thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,954thTop
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Most Pacifist: 8,817thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,736thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,985thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,005thMost Secular: 11,682ndLargest Governments: 12,722ndLargest Welfare Programs: 14,225thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,461stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,981stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,999th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionMost Inclusive: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 69th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 81st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 103rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 125th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 164th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 168th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 176th in the regionMost Developed: 199th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 254th in the regionMost Stationary: 306th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 309th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 327th in the regionNudest: 333rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 399th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 409th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 419th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 470th in the regionMost Pacifist: 478th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 529th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 532nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 636th in the regionMost Secular: 656th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 683rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 684th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malayas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Malayas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Desertification"".
  • : Following new legislation in Malayas, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayas, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayas, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayas, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayas, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Malayas was endorsed by The Questionable Existence of Your Imaginary Friend.
  • : Malayas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayas, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens.

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