The Republic of Malarkey Detected 70 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 1.229 billion Malarkey Detected 70ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Malarkey Detected 70ian economy, worth 68.0 trillion Malarkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,335 Malarkeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Malarkey Detected 70ian politicians, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Malarkey Detected 70 in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malarkey Detected 70's national animal is the Malarkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Malarkey Detected 70 is ranked 161,246^th in the world and 3^rd in Eastern Missouri for Most Extreme, scoring 13.07 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.