by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 93rd Highest Crime Rates: 131st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 137th
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Population13.628 billion

LeaderProtector Maladega Tanito

Animalbird of pardise

The Republic of Malanasia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Protector Maladega Tanito with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.628 billion Malanasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Industry, with Education and International Aid also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kimantu. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Malanese economy, worth a remarkable 3,379 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 248,017 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,262,596 per year while the poor average 3,016, a ratio of 750 to 1.

The government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, Kimantu's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Malanasia's national animal is the bird of pardise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Malanasia is ranked 19,433rd in the world and 948th in The North Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 76.37 Workforce Participation Rate.

Rudest Citizens: 93rdHighest Crime Rates: 131stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 137thLargest Gambling Industry: 168thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 170thMost Armed: 176thFattest Citizens: 247thMost Avoided: 298thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 324thLargest Retail Industry: 421stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 466thMost Rebellious Youth: 537thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 629thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 691stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 903rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,006thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,017thHighest Drug Use: 1,309thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,355thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,501stTop
Most Extreme: 1,550thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,575thLargest Mining Sector: 1,780thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,799thMost Pro-Market: 1,855thMost Politically Free: 2,162ndHighest Economic Output: 2,753rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,925thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,179thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,231stTop
Largest Black Market: 9,686thLargest Populations: 12,146thMost Efficient Economies: 13,297thNudest: 13,778thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,711th
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 45th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 69th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 138th in the regionLargest Populations: 154th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 248th in the regionLargest Black Market: 272nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 441st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 695th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, Kimantu's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, gossip magazines have pictures of Protector Maladega Tanito sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.


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