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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 155thHighest Crime Rates: 360thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 474th
The Digital Nation of
Capitalizt
Equatorial Guinea
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Malabo

Population23.266 billion

CapitalMalabo City
LeaderLeader
Faitha major religion

Currencyxaf
Animallion

The Digital Nation of Malabo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.266 billion Malaboans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malabo City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Malaboan economy, worth a remarkable 4,810 trillion xafs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 206,774 xafs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,916,777 per year while the poor average 2,115, a ratio of 906 to 1.

Employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, and mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malabo's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Malabo is ranked 240,957th in the world and 187th in belgium for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -28.64 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 155thHighest Crime Rates: 360thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 474thMost Armed: 532ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 573rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 601stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 940thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 958thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 980thMost Avoided: 1,141stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,225thFattest Citizens: 1,268thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,313thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,483rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,546thHighest Economic Output: 2,157thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,270thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,514thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,552ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,944thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,303rdRudest Citizens: 4,167thLargest Populations: 4,990thLargest Retail Industry: 5,011thHighest Average Incomes: 5,969thLargest Mining Sector: 6,496thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,402ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,569thMost Efficient Economies: 8,890thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,900thNudest: 10,145thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,625thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 16,821stSmartest Citizens: 16,873rdLargest Black Market: 17,985thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,832ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,594th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malabo's influence in Belgium rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Malabo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Malabo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
  • : Malabo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Malabo's influence in Belgium rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Malabo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Malabo's influence in Belgium rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Malabo's influence in Belgium rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Malabo's influence in Belgium rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Malabo's influence in Belgium rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".

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