The State of Malabia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.383 billion Malabians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The powerhouse Malabian economy, worth 704 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 32,936 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 116,583 per year while the poor average 6,718, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Malabia has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem. Malabia's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Malabia is ranked 263,634^th in the world and 1^st in Republic of Maldives for Lowest Crime Rates, with 43.09 law-abiding acts per hour.