The Free Land of Mala Dana is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 16.268 billion Mala Danans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Mala Danan economy, worth a remarkable 1,988 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,242 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mala Dana's national animal is the Porcupine , which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mala Dana is ranked 11,701^st in the world and 1^st in Liberationists for Safest, scoring 119.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.