Population | 5.224 billion |
Capital | Macekot |
Leader | Ktenon Sheiaik |
Faith | Cult of Aluen |
Currency | Teshken Credit |
Animal | Epolenk Parron |
The State of Makenke Aike is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ktenon Sheiaik with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.224 billion Makenke Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Macekot. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Makenke Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 2,333 trillion Teshken Credits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 446,654 Teshken Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,848,322 per year while the poor average 70,862, a ratio of 26.1 to 1.
It is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight, and slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makenke Aike's national animal is the Epolenk Parron, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Aluen.
Makenke Aike is ranked 1,818th in the world and 18th in Guer Aike Territories for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,511.98 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Makenke Aike, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
- : Following new legislation in
Makenke Aike, many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight.
- : Following new legislation in
Makenke Aike, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
- : Following new legislation in
Makenke Aike, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable.
- : Following new legislation in
Makenke Aike, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.
- : Following new legislation in
Makenke Aike, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
- : Following new legislation in
Makenke Aike, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
- : Following new legislation in
Makenke Aike, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
- : Following new legislation in
Makenke Aike, birth announcements often also serve as death announcements.
- : Following new legislation in
Makenke Aike, most citizens in Makenke Aike are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.