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The Jazzy Protectorate of Makdon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sakamoto with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.544 billion Degenerateses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MakDonald's. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.
The powerhouse Makdonian economy, worth 147 trillion blood of your firstborns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 95,242 blood of your firstborns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 289,953 per year while the poor average 24,284, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.
Where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, the nation leads Lazarus in per capita stalking, nose plugs are the latest Makdonian fashion accessory, and M-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Makdon's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is tentacles.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Makdon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Makdon was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Steel Vagabonds.
- : Makdon was endorsed by The Holy Lucky Brown Egg Empire of SunnyPhiladelphia.
- : Makdon was endorsed by The Communist Democracy of Kan Po.
- : Makdon was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Derthal.
- : Makdon was endorsed by The Principality of Altmar.
- : Makdon was endorsed by The Democratic Imperium of Capercom.
- : Makdon was endorsed by The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California Republic.
- : Makdon was endorsed by The Mezalene Empire of Lake Flotillas.
- : Makdon was endorsed by The Dominion of Lazarene Ryccia.
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