by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,204th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,989th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,445th
The Jazzy Protectorate of
Capitalist Paradise
Curiosity killed the cat, but I was a suspect
Sakamoto
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Makdon

Population1.544 billion

CapitalMakDonald's
LeaderSakamoto
Faithtentacles

Currencyblood of your firstborn
Animalkangaroo

The Jazzy Protectorate of Makdon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sakamoto with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.544 billion Degenerateses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MakDonald's. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The powerhouse Makdonian economy, worth 147 trillion blood of your firstborns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 95,242 blood of your firstborns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 289,953 per year while the poor average 24,284, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, the nation leads Lazarus in per capita stalking, nose plugs are the latest Makdonian fashion accessory, and M-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Makdon's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is tentacles.

Makdon is ranked 97,260th in the world and 3,315th in Lazarus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 689.6 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,204thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,989thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,445thHighest Crime Rates: 5,586thLargest Mining Sector: 6,230thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,744thTop
10%
Most Armed: 7,914thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,960thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,582ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,581stLargest Retail Industry: 11,628thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,412thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,550th
Top
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 176th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 188th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 240th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 305th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 308th in the regionMost Armed: 328th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 375th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 401st in the regionMost Influential: 443rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

View Forum posts

Report