The Enteral Vigor of Makasta but hes an hero is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.8 billion Makasta but hes an heroans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The powerhouse Makasta but hes an heroan economy, worth 489 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,375 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makasta but hes an hero's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Makasta but hes an hero is ranked 122,936^th in the world and 1,226^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.42 law-abiding acts per hour.