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Who is Tom?

Name: Major-Tom
Also Known As: That Smug Prick from NSG.
Title, Pronouns: He/His
Occupation: Teacher / Part-Time Consultant / Student
Nationality: American

Ethnicity: Swedish/Spanish/German/Scottish.
DoB: No
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Blood Type: I don't even know my blood type.
Siblings: Yes.

Ideology: Perpetually Frustrated
Party: Sometimes Democratic
Political Wing: Centre-Left I guess
Likes: Relaxing, Some Good Tunes, Some Good Friends.
Dislikes: Inconsiderate People, Twitter, OP-ED writers, Dairy.
Hobbies: Swimming, Hiking, Writing, Loud and Full-Hearted B*tching.

~ Basic Description/Introduction ~

Ah, uhh, I'm 21, from Arizona, soon to be teacher with a penchant for swimming, writing, hiking, biking, map making, and politics. I quite enjoy a nice drink and I'm an insufferable music/film snob. I fancy myself as witty or cool or something, but really, I'm not. I'm probably the same as many of you: An underpaid, overworked, overstressed college student trying his best day in and day out.

What else? I don't know. I'm just a guy living a crazy life.

Ideology & Politics

Pro: Social Democracy, Populism, Universal Healthcare, Environmental Protection, Civil Libertarianism, Consumer Protection, Gun Rights, Campaign Finance Reform, YIMBY Movement, New Urbanism, Criminal Justice Reform, Marijuana Legalization, Non-Interventionism.
Neutral: Switzerland, right?
Anti: Conservatism, Neoliberalism, Right-Populism, Marxism, New Jersey, Lunatics on Facebook, Alt-Right Sh*theads, Authoritarianism of any stripe.

Explanations: Huh?

I Support: Danny DeVito, Complaining on the Internet.

Trivia & Facts

Current Favourite Song: "Deacon Blues" by Steely Dan
Favourite Foods: Sushi, Deli Food, Hummus, Thai Food of any variety.
Favourite Beverages: Gin & Tonic, IPAs.
Favourite Bands: Glass Animals, The Smiths, The Cure, David Bowie, Tame Impala, Radiohead, Steely Dan, Lana Del Rey.
Favourite Book Series: Bond Series.
Favourite Video Games: Civ 5, Sim City 4, Cities Skylines, Forza.

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