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Highest Drug Use: 1,030thHighest Crime Rates: 1,253rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,618th
The Holy Empire of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
How dare you look at me! Who allowed you to have eyes!
Holy Empress Vaxvivei I
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.384 billion

LeaderHoly Empress Vaxvivei I

Currencygold bars
Animalsoccer mom

The Holy Empire of Majassa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Empress Vaxvivei I with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.384 billion Majassans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxnvuri. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Majassan economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,523 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Majassa's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the government has enacted freedom of information, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and the public transport system has been eliminated. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Majassa's national animal is the soccer mom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Calcism.

Majassa is ranked 7,905th in the world and 1st in Selene for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 121.05 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,030thHighest Crime Rates: 1,253rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,618thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,684thMost Armed: 1,886thMost Avoided: 2,251stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,613thLargest Black Market: 2,976thTop
Fattest Citizens: 3,410thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,766thRudest Citizens: 4,732ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,823rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,876thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,259thHighest Average Incomes: 7,746thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,905thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,174thMost Cultured: 8,556thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,793rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,907thLargest Mining Sector: 11,056thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,566thMost Patriotic: 11,691stMost Efficient Economies: 14,220thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,220thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,645thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,499thMost Secular: 16,938thMost Inclusive: 21,511thHighest Economic Output: 21,524thLargest Governments: 22,111thSmartest Citizens: 24,151stHighest Food Quality: 25,844thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,844thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28,587thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30,097th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Majassa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend A Leaf on the Wind".
  • : Majassa lodged a message on the Selene Regional Message Board.
  • : Majassa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Press Freedoms".
  • : Majassa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Majassa, the public transport system has been eliminated.
  • : Following new legislation in Majassa, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Majassa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Majassa was endorsed by The People's Republic of Trectromer.
  • : Majassa endorsed The Kingdom of Hansopol.
  • : Majassa endorsed The Empire of Rousania.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » Trectromer.