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Most Patriotic: 1,023rdMost Secular: 3,216thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,682nd
The People's Proletariat Union of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Long Live the Proletariat Revolution!
Supreme Commissar Maini
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Mainistan

Population1.099 billion

CapitalMainigrad
LeaderSupreme Commissar Maini
FaithMainism

CurrencyMaini Rupee
AnimalBear

The People's Proletariat Union of Mainistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Commissar Maini with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.099 billion Mainistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mainigrad. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mainistanian economy, worth 164 trillion Maini Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 149,693 Maini Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and they who do not work shall not eat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mainistan's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mainism.

Mainistan is ranked 67,848th in the world and 173rd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 3,614.58 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Patriotic: 1,023rdTop
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Most Secular: 3,216thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,682ndMost Authoritarian: 4,722ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,772ndMost Conservative: 5,807thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,965thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,018thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,947thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,689thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,005thLargest Governments: 9,188thHealthiest Citizens: 9,252ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,470thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,531stLargest Mining Sector: 9,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,640thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,859thMost Developed: 10,629thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,817thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,446thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,856thHighest Average Incomes: 15,576thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,238thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,240thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,773rdSmartest Citizens: 19,922ndMost Subsidized Industry: 22,975thMost Efficient Economies: 24,148th
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Most Patriotic: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionMost Secular: 109th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 112th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 145th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 164th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Mainistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, Mainistanis believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, the state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.

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