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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 29thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 68th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Encouraging War, Ignorance, Slavery and Propaganda.
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Main Nation Ministry

Population8.47 billion

CapitalVictory Square
LeaderThe Leader
FaithUniversalized Occult of the Many Moons

Currencychip
Animalsnakefish

The Dictatorship of Main Nation Ministry is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.47 billion Main Nation Ministryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victory Square. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Main Nation Ministryian economy, worth a remarkable 2,618 trillion chips a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 309,134 chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Main Nation Ministryian lands, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Main Nation Ministry's national animal is the snakefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Universalized Occult of the Many Moons.

Main Nation Ministry is ranked 76,802nd in the world and 1st in The Ministry of Regions for Most Primitive, scoring -23.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 29thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 68thMost Corrupt Governments: 88thMost Devout: 127thBest Weather: 182ndMost Advanced Public Education: 204thLowest Crime Rates: 283rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 313thMost Beautiful Environments: 354thLargest Black Market: 528thMost Subsidized Industry: 634thHighest Average Tax Rates: 668thMost Ignorant Citizens: 816thLargest Governments: 931stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 951stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,029thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,086thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,126thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,621stHighest Average Incomes: 1,784thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,075thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,711thHighest Economic Output: 5,203rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,854thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,957thMost Authoritarian: 7,093rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,544thMost Conservative: 8,378thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,590thRudest Citizens: 9,989thTop
10%
Most Stationary: 12,290thMost Developed: 13,866thMost Influential: 16,236thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,131stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,705th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Main Nation Ministry was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Main Nation Ministryian lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
  • : Main Nation Ministry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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