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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Encouraging War, Ignorance, Slavery and Propaganda.
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Main Nation Ministry

Population8.262 billion

CapitalVictory Square
LeaderThe Leader
FaithUniversalized Occult of the Many Moons

Currencychip
Animalsnakefish

The Dictatorship of Main Nation Ministry is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.262 billion Main Nation Ministryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victory Square. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Main Nation Ministryian economy, worth a remarkable 2,486 trillion chips a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 300,942 chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The national anthem's only purpose is to inflate The Leader's ever-expanding ego, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, the Sandmen are calling it a night, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Main Nation Ministry's national animal is the snakefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Universalized Occult of the Many Moons.

Main Nation Ministry is ranked 207,084th in the world and 1st in The Ministry of Regions for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -28.5 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69thMost Corrupt Governments: 87thMost Devout: 148thBest Weather: 195thMost Advanced Public Education: 197thLowest Crime Rates: 300thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 337thMost Beautiful Environments: 368thLargest Black Market: 537thMost Subsidized Industry: 611thMost Ignorant Citizens: 688thHighest Average Tax Rates: 691stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 861stLargest Governments: 988thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,096thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,197thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,314thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,675thHighest Average Incomes: 1,945thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,037thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,943rdHighest Economic Output: 5,472ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,490thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,144thMost Efficient Economies: 7,415thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,958thMost Authoritarian: 9,234thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 10,833rdMost Stationary: 12,417thMost Developed: 14,486thMost Conservative: 14,535thMost Influential: 16,367th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, the Sandmen are calling it a night.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate The Leader's ever-expanding ego.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United The Ministry Of Regions Games.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.

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