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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 122nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 162nd Most Corrupt Governments: 165th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Encouraging War, Ignorance, Slavery and Propaganda.
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Main Nation Ministry

Population4.966 billion

CapitalVictory Square
LeaderThe Leader
FaithUniversalized Occult of the Many Moons

Currencychip
Animalsnakefish

The Dictatorship of Main Nation Ministry is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, fear of technology, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.966 billion Main Nation Ministryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victory Square. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Main Nation Ministryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,214 trillion chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 244,634 chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Main Nation Ministry's national animal is the snakefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Universalized Occult of the Many Moons.

Main Nation Ministry is ranked 155,274th in the world and 1st in The Ministry of Regions for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -16.55 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 122ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 162ndMost Corrupt Governments: 165thBest Weather: 448thLargest Black Market: 570thMost Devout: 600thMost Advanced Public Education: 678thMost Beautiful Environments: 732ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 851stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 870thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 988thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,160thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,236thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,344thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,090thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,531stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,554thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,904thHighest Average Incomes: 2,930thLargest Governments: 3,466thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,597thMost Authoritarian: 3,632ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,015thHealthiest Citizens: 4,632ndMost Conservative: 5,757thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,941stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,610thTop
10%
Most Extreme: 8,699thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,607thHighest Economic Output: 10,457thMost Developed: 12,715thMost Primitive: 13,945th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
  • : Main Nation Ministry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : Main Nation Ministry was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.

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