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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 65th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Sit salus Ministerio dare nobis.
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Main Nation Ministry

Population9.153 billion

CapitalVictory Square
LeaderThe Leader
FaithUniversalized Occult of the Many Moons

Currencychip
Animalsnakefish

The Dictatorship of Main Nation Ministry is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, fear of technology, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.153 billion Main Nation Ministryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victory Square. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Main Nation Ministryian economy, worth a remarkable 3,048 trillion chips a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 333,056 chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drawing straws has given way to straw polls, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, and citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Main Nation Ministry's national animal is the snakefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Universalized Occult of the Many Moons.

Main Nation Ministry is ranked 230,124th in the world and 1st in The Ministry of Regions for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -58.3 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 65thMost Corrupt Governments: 78thMost Devout: 131stMost Advanced Public Education: 154thBest Weather: 188thLowest Crime Rates: 243rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 310thMost Beautiful Environments: 344thLargest Black Market: 465thHighest Average Tax Rates: 573rdMost Subsidized Industry: 648thHighest Poor Incomes: 764thLargest Governments: 788thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 928thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 943rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,203rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,434thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,730thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,966thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,643rdHighest Economic Output: 4,368thMost Efficient Economies: 5,807thMost Conservative: 5,865thMost Authoritarian: 6,883rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,468thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,621stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,824thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,126thRudest Citizens: 9,437thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,192ndTop
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Most Stationary: 11,788thMost Influential: 15,237th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
  • : Main Nation Ministry was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, drawing straws has given way to straw polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, the government has enacted freedom of information.

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