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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 125th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 160th Most Corrupt Governments: 165th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Encouraging War, Ignorance, Slavery and Propaganda.
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Main Nation Ministry

Population4.997 billion

CapitalVictory Square
LeaderThe Leader
FaithUniversalized Occult of the Many Moons

Currencychip
Animalsnakefish

The Dictatorship of Main Nation Ministry is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.997 billion Main Nation Ministryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victory Square. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Main Nation Ministryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,226 trillion chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 245,530 chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and foreign envoys that want to visit Main Nation Ministry now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Main Nation Ministry's national animal is the snakefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Universalized Occult of the Many Moons.

Main Nation Ministry is ranked 9,289th in the world and 1st in The Ministry of Regions for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 415,497.7 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 125thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 160thMost Corrupt Governments: 165thBest Weather: 451stLargest Black Market: 568thMost Devout: 573rdMost Advanced Public Education: 671stMost Beautiful Environments: 732ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 843rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 917thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,017thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,184thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,373rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,020thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,392ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,504thHighest Average Incomes: 2,901stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,124thMost Authoritarian: 3,256thLargest Governments: 3,431stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,639thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,082ndMost Conservative: 4,487thHealthiest Citizens: 4,697thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,978thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,695thMost Extreme: 7,637thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,289thHighest Economic Output: 10,361stMost Developed: 12,663rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, foreign envoys that want to visit Main Nation Ministry now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, unfit police officers collapse while trying to capture unusually athletic criminals.
  • : Main Nation Ministry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, public urination is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.

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