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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40thMost Corrupt Governments: 63rd
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Sit salus Ministerio dare nobis.
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Main Nation Ministry

Population10.944 billion

CapitalVictory Square
LeaderThe Leader
FaithUniversalized Occult of the Many Moons

Currencychip
Animalsnakefish

The Dictatorship of Main Nation Ministry is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.944 billion Main Nation Ministryians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victory Square. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Main Nation Ministryian economy, worth a remarkable 3,851 trillion chips a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 351,915 chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, tourists call Main Nation Ministryian beach towns "the fine coastline", biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to the Tranquility of Yellow en masse, and truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Main Nation Ministry's national animal is the snakefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Universalized Occult of the Many Moons.

Main Nation Ministry is ranked 249,840th in the world and 1st in The Ministry of Regions for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 15.99 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40thMost Corrupt Governments: 63rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 67thMost Advanced Public Education: 89thMost Devout: 94thBest Weather: 157thLowest Crime Rates: 170thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 244thMost Beautiful Environments: 293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 394thLargest Black Market: 431stMost Subsidized Industry: 526thLargest Governments: 540thMost Patriotic: 582ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 610thLongest Average Lifespans: 836thMost Advanced Public Transport: 918thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,064thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,114thHighest Average Incomes: 1,316thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,833rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,117thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,383rdHighest Economic Output: 3,477thMost Efficient Economies: 3,765thRudest Citizens: 4,535thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,147thMost Conservative: 7,551stMost Developed: 10,150thMost Stationary: 10,484thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,486thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,914thMost Authoritarian: 12,099thTop
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Most Influential: 13,697th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to the Tranquility of Yellow en masse.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, tourists call Main Nation Ministryian beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, the nation is well known for its rather dull and family-friendly architecture.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, thalassophobia and heliophobia are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.

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