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The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Sit salus Ministerio dare nobis.
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Main Nation Ministry

Population10.305 billion

CapitalVictory Square
LeaderThe Leader
FaithUniversalized Occult of the Many Moons

Currencychip
Animalsnakefish

The Dictatorship of Main Nation Ministry is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.305 billion Main Nation Ministryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victory Square. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Main Nation Ministryian economy, worth a remarkable 3,531 trillion chips a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 342,671 chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Nations that kill a Main Nation Ministryian can expect a strongly worded letter, tax avoidance is a serious affair, Main Nation Ministryians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Main Nation Ministry's national animal is the snakefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Universalized Occult of the Many Moons.

Main Nation Ministry is ranked 234,077th in the world and 1st in The Ministry of Regions for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -55.18 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 65thMost Corrupt Governments: 70thMost Advanced Public Education: 103rdMost Devout: 104thBest Weather: 169thLowest Crime Rates: 195thMost Beautiful Environments: 308thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 309thLargest Black Market: 430thHighest Average Tax Rates: 448thMost Subsidized Industry: 554thMost Patriotic: 583rdLargest Governments: 612thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 715thLongest Average Lifespans: 911thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,017thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,245thHighest Average Incomes: 1,394thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,442ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,479thHealthiest Citizens: 2,188thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,710thHighest Economic Output: 3,812thMost Efficient Economies: 4,463rdMost Authoritarian: 5,569thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,937thMost Conservative: 7,255thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,975thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,629thMost Stationary: 10,909thMost Developed: 11,117thTop
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Most Influential: 14,367thMost Extreme: 22,786th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, Main Nation Ministryians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, tax avoidance is a serious affair.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, nations that kill a Main Nation Ministryian can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Main Nation Ministryian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Main Nation Ministryian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Main Nation Ministry as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Following new legislation in Main Nation Ministry, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.

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