Population | 15.487 billion |
Capital | Maidylandia |
Leader | Miranda Veracruz De la Hoya Cardinal XXV |
Faith | Fruitopianism |
Currency | Xela |
Animal | Orange Tabby |
The Omnipotent Theocratic Regime of MaidyLand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Miranda Veracruz De la Hoya Cardinal XXV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.487 billion MaidyLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maidylandia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.7%.
The frighteningly efficient MaidyLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,566 trillion Xelas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail. Average income is an impressive 165,738 Xelas, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
The little guy plays a big role in MaidyLandian politics, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, and a government program is underway to revitalize MaidyLand's beaches. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MaidyLand's national animal is the Orange Tabby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fruitopianism.
MaidyLand is ranked 345,902nd in the world and 4,947th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -27.08 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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MaidyLand was endorsed by
The So-Called Goatdere of Liberza.
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MaidyLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
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MaidyLand was endorsed by
The Empire of Panthalasa Empirivm.
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MaidyLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Devout.
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MaidyLand, a government program is underway to revitalize MaidyLand's beaches.
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MaidyLand, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
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MaidyLand, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled.
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MaidyLand was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in
MaidyLand, the little guy plays a big role in MaidyLandian politics.
- : Following new legislation in
MaidyLand, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » New Anarchisticstan,
Farrakhan,
Chocolatistan,
Falangist Quebec,
Andromeda Islands,
TorNaGul,
Mad Jack Is Rejected,
Toerana,
Arctic Lands,
TescoPepsi,
United States Of Alpha,
Lumiere du Premier,
Karputsk,
Three Galaxies,
Hasier,
Panthalasa Empirivm, and
Liberza.