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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 142ndMost Primitive: 200thMost Ignorant Citizens: 393rd
The Omnipotent Theocratic Regime of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Never get Freudian with a man holding a pickle.
Miranda Veracruz De la Hoya Cardinal XXV
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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MaidyLand

Population15.487 billion

CapitalMaidylandia
LeaderMiranda Veracruz De la Hoya Cardinal XXV
FaithFruitopianism

CurrencyXela
AnimalOrange Tabby

The Omnipotent Theocratic Regime of MaidyLand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Miranda Veracruz De la Hoya Cardinal XXV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.487 billion MaidyLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maidylandia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.7%.

The frighteningly efficient MaidyLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,566 trillion Xelas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail. Average income is an impressive 165,738 Xelas, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The little guy plays a big role in MaidyLandian politics, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, and a government program is underway to revitalize MaidyLand's beaches. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MaidyLand's national animal is the Orange Tabby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fruitopianism.

MaidyLand is ranked 345,902nd in the world and 4,947th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -27.08 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 142ndMost Primitive: 200thMost Ignorant Citizens: 393rdMost Subsidized Industry: 511thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 622ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 897thHighest Crime Rates: 1,461stMost Avoided: 1,652ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,843rdLargest Black Market: 1,956thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 5,449thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,488thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,995thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,314thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,981stMost Influential: 8,211thMost Efficient Economies: 8,762ndRudest Citizens: 9,664thHighest Economic Output: 10,076thLargest Governments: 17,178thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 19,308thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,227thLargest Retail Industry: 21,847thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,481stLargest Populations: 28,567thMost Devout: 33,878th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 100th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 113th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 139th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 163rd in the regionMost Influential: 174th in the regionRudest Citizens: 191st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 202nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 212th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 285th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 363rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 403rd in the regionLargest Populations: 478th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : MaidyLand was endorsed by The So-Called Goatdere of Liberza.
  • : MaidyLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : MaidyLand was endorsed by The Empire of Panthalasa Empirivm.
  • : MaidyLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in MaidyLand, a government program is underway to revitalize MaidyLand's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in MaidyLand, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
  • : Following new legislation in MaidyLand, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled.
  • : MaidyLand was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in MaidyLand, the little guy plays a big role in MaidyLandian politics.
  • : Following new legislation in MaidyLand, only the brainiest citizens become academics.

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