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Largest Populations: 2,115thFattest Citizens: 10,708thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,901st
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Mahoney Valley

Population30.757 billion

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The Queen's State of Mahoney Valley is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 30.757 billion Mahoney Valleyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The thriving Mahoney Valleyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,457 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 47,382 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,365 per year while the poor average 7,307, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and Mahoney Valley is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mahoney Valley's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mahoney Valley is ranked 215,319th in the world and 8th in Copenhagen for Most Authoritarian, with 85.07 milliStalins.

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Largest Populations: 2,115thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 10,708thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,901stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 11,763rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,038thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17,782ndMost Pro-Market: 18,252ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,683rdHighest Crime Rates: 18,856thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,235thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,212thMost Avoided: 22,491stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,891st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mahoney Valley's influence in Copenhagen fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Mahoney Valley was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Mahoney Valley was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Mahoney Valley's influence in Copenhagen rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Mahoney Valley was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Mahoney Valley was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Mahoney Valley was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Mahoney Valley was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : Mahoney Valley was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Mahoney Valley was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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