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Most Stationary: 1,226th Largest Populations: 3,364th Most Influential: 11,501st
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
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Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Mahna-Mahna

Population23.969 billion

CurrencyDoot
AnimalPink furry thing

The Empire of Mahna-Mahna is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 23.969 billion Mahna-Mahnans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Mahna-Mahnan economy, worth 506 trillion Doots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 21,118 Doots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polygamy is legal, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Pink furry thing, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mahna-Mahna's national animal is the Pink furry thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mahna-Mahna is ranked 57,804th in the world and 12th in Florida for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 64.74 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Stationary: 1,226thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,364thTop
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Most Influential: 11,501st
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mahna-Mahna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Mahna-Mahna's influence in Florida fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Mahna-Mahna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Mahna-Mahna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.
  • : Mahna-Mahna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Mahna-Mahna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Mahna-Mahna's influence in Florida fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Mahna-Mahna's influence in Florida rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Mahna-Mahna's influence in Florida fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Mahna-Mahna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.

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