The Constitutional Monarchy of Mahdrid is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, ritual sacrifices, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 119 million Madrilenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.0%.

The thriving Mahdridian economy, worth 8.77 trillion Pesetas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,677 Pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, and the nation is in perpetual campaign mode. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mahdrid's national animal is the Spanish Imperial Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mahdrid is ranked 255,644^th in the world and 1,339^th in Europe for Most Extreme, scoring 9.83 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.