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Largest Black Market: 7,628th Largest Insurance Industry: 10,154th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,860th
The United Provinces of
Father Knows Best State
The better of the common man, is key
Brian Adams
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The United Provinces of Magourius is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Brian Adams with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.158 billion Magourians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Razorskull. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.

The powerhouse a Magourian economy, worth 470 trillion Dollarss a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 91,127 Dollarss, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,405 per year while the poor average 24,870, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Funding for education has been redirected into the military, the military has quashed a recent coup attempt, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magourius's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Magourius is ranked 143,094th in the world and 4,308th in Osiris for Highest Drug Use, scoring 34 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Black Market: 7,628thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 10,154thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,860thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,193rdLargest Mining Sector: 13,544thMost Avoided: 13,583rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,550thLargest Retail Industry: 16,023rd
Largest Insurance Industry: 373rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 411th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 536th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Magourius's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Magourius's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Magourius's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Magourius was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Magourius ceased to exist.
  • : Magourius was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Magourius's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Magourius's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Magourius's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Magourius was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, Largest Black Market, Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, and Most Avoided.


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