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Rudest Citizens: 4,294thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,632ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,490th
The Armed Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Drinkin’ & Shootin’
Magnuss son of Magnuss
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Magnuss

Population3.143 billion

CapitalThe Brewery
LeaderMagnuss son of Magnuss
FaithPastafarian

CurrencyGun
AnimalBeer

The Armed Republic of Magnuss is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Magnuss son of Magnuss with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.143 billion Magnussians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Brewery. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Magnussian economy, worth 407 trillion Guns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 129,563 Guns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable, and school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Magnuss's national animal is the Beer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Magnuss is ranked 36,735th in the world and 2,479th in Balder for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 193.25 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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5%
Rudest Citizens: 4,294thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,632ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,490thLargest Retail Industry: 8,438thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,941stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,994thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,072ndTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,826thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,188thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,591stMost Secular: 22,714thMost Patriotic: 24,355thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,252nd
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Rudest Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 172nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 351st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 366th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 534th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 643rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 745th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 856th in the regionFattest Citizens: 878th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 949th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Magnuss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Magnuss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
  • : Magnuss's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Magnuss, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnuss, rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnuss, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnuss, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnuss, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnuss, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnuss, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed.

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