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Magnolixie

Population341 million

CapitalNew Antioch

Currencydenarion
Animallamb

The Theocracy of Magnolixie is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 341 million Magnolixieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Antioch. The average income tax rate is 60.7%.

The Magnolixiean economy, worth 23.0 trillion denarions a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 67,344 denarions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magnolixie's national animal is the lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Magnolixie is ranked 93,143rd in the world and 214th in Anteria for Healthiest Citizens, with 2.52 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Most Avoided: 4,855thMost Devout: 5,283rdMost Conservative: 8,433rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12,311thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,634thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,680thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,628thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,658thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,111thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,743rd
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Most Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionMost Extreme: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Magnolixie, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnolixie, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Magnolixie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnolixie, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnolixie, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnolixie, prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnolixie, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnolixie, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnolixie, the industries of Magnolixie are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnolixie, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.

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