The Free Land of Magnolia Paradise is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.574 billion Magnolia Paradiseans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 76.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Magnolia Paradisean economy, worth 395 trillion Cash Money Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,708 Cash Money Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Too many developers spoil the codebase, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, Leader's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face', and the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magnolia Paradise's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Magnolia Paradise is ranked 18,941^st in the world and 351^st in the West Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,417.99 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.