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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,275th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,275th Most Efficient Economies: 3,294th
The República Bananera of
Father Knows Best State
Fatherland of Death - We Will Prevail!
El Presidente
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Magnifico Tropico

Population1.778 billion

CapitalIsla de Hierro
LeaderEl Presidente
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyTropican Peso
AnimalLlama

The República Bananera of Magnifico Tropico is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by El Presidente with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.778 billion Tropicans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isla de Hierro. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tropican economy, worth 265 trillion Tropican Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 149,046 Tropican Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee, and meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magnifico Tropico's national animal is the Llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Magnifico Tropico is ranked 3,358th in the world and 212th in Osiris for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 10,031.3 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,275thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,275thMost Efficient Economies: 3,294thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,358thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,097thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,910thLargest Black Market: 5,063rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,333rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,465thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,604thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,964thMost Avoided: 7,200thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,325thMost Devout: 7,561stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,807thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 8,021stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,864thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,052ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,121stHighest Average Incomes: 12,741stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,713thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,727thFattest Citizens: 15,086th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 112th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 169th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 207th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 212th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 229th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 240th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 243rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 271st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 301st in the regionMost Devout: 308th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 325th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 338th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 339th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 371st in the regionMost Avoided: 398th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 450th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 472nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Magnifico Tropico, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnifico Tropico, the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee.
  • : Magnifico Tropico's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Magnifico Tropico, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnifico Tropico, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnifico Tropico, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnifico Tropico, the government is spending billions of Tropican Pesos on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnifico Tropico, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnifico Tropico, it is rumoured that El Presidente uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions.
  • : Following new legislation in Magnifico Tropico, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.

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