The Queendom of Magnesium Dragonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.316 billion Dragons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 25.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Magnesium Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,521 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,852 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magnesium Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Magnesium Dragonia is ranked 6,625^th in the world and 145^th in The Rejected Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.83 law-abiding acts per hour.