The United Republic of Magnecia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Kauvin Rio with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.55 billion Magnecians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chester City. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The strong Magnecian economy, worth 139 trillion Dike Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 54,537 Dike Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

President Kauvin Rio has just been declared ruler of Magnecia in an international press conference, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, the police insist that racism does not exist, and rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magnecia's national animal is the Magnecian Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Magnecia is ranked 135,539^th in the world and 92^nd in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Smartest Citizens, with 28.95 quips per hour.