The Holy Empire of Magnahoidia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hoid with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.399 billion Magnahoidians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Magnahoidía-3. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.3%.

The Magnahoidian economy, worth 169 trillion Porros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,825 Porros, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, the Magnahoidian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, Hoid is the self-declared God of all Magnahoidia, and Hoid has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magnahoidia's national animal is the Porro, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Porroastrismo.

Magnahoidia is ranked 54,248^th in the world and 1,316^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,805.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.