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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,533rd Largest Black Market: 2,990th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,560th
The Ethnostate of
Father Knows Best State
Harde Arbeid Overwint Alles!
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Magna Batavia

Population15.943 billion

CapitalRijkshoofdstad Amsterdam
Leaderthe Rijksleider

CurrencyRijksgulden
AnimalRijksadelaar

The Ethnostate of Magna Batavia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Rijksleider with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.943 billion Magna Batavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rijkshoofdstad Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The thriving Magna Batavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,737 trillion Rijksguldens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 109,000 Rijksguldens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and train stations can be 'armful places. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magna Batavia's national animal is the Rijksadelaar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Magna Batavia is ranked 153,764th in the world and 12th in Union of Nationalists for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 15.35 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,533rdLargest Black Market: 2,990thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,560thHighest Economic Output: 5,855thLargest Populations: 6,270thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,032ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,065thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,295thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 9,274thLowest Crime Rates: 11,793rdMost Stationary: 14,591stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,914thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,213thMost Influential: 16,552nd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified, Most Zombies, and Most Dead.
  • : Magna Batavia was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from United nations of turkmenistan, infecting 156 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Magna Batavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.

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