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Largest Populations: 73rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 514thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 689th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Magikarpia

Population47.278 billion

Currencyscail
Animalmagikarp

The Empire of Magikarpia is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, fear of technology, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 47.278 billion Magikarpians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Magikarpian economy, worth a remarkable 8,023 trillion scails a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,719 scails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commercials are consistently recorded in soft white rooms, it's illegal to be caught on tape, migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty, and surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magikarpia's national animal is the magikarp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Magikarpia is ranked 307,878th in the world and 12,492nd in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 1.66 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Populations: 73rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 514thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 689thLowest Crime Rates: 861stHealthiest Citizens: 1,284thSafest: 1,362ndMost Developed: 1,467thHighest Economic Output: 1,470thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,579thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,694thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,969thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,798thLargest Governments: 3,848thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,210thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,424thSmartest Citizens: 4,721stMost Efficient Economies: 4,781stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,241stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,565thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,370thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,052ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,775thMost Conservative: 16,511thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,236thHighest Average Incomes: 17,700thLargest Mining Sector: 21,475thMost Secular: 22,426thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,571stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,809th
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Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 68th in the regionSafest: 70th in the regionMost Developed: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 71st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 88th in the regionMost Patriotic: 121st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 144th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 185th in the regionLargest Governments: 191st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 195th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 225th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 271st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 417th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 670th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 724th in the regionMost Conservative: 754th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 762nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 993rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,093rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,234th in the region

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