Population | 47.278 billion |
Currency | scail |
Animal | magikarp |
The Empire of Magikarpia is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, fear of technology, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 47.278 billion Magikarpians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Magikarpian economy, worth a remarkable 8,023 trillion scails a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,719 scails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Commercials are consistently recorded in soft white rooms, it's illegal to be caught on tape, migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty, and surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magikarpia's national animal is the magikarp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Magikarpia is ranked 307,878th in the world and 12,492nd in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 1.66 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Magikarpia was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Zombie Apocalypse Horror of World War Z, infecting 110 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Magikarpia was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Constitutional Monarchy of Rushkaville, curing 54 million infected.
- : Magikarpia was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Constitutional Monarchy of Rushkaville, curing 49 million infected and restoring to an undecided nation!
- : Magikarpia was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Constitutional Monarchy of Rushkaville, curing 102 million infected.
- : Magikarpia was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Constitutional Monarchy of Rushkaville, curing 101 million infected.
- : Magikarpia was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Constitutional Monarchy of Rushkaville, curing 68 million infected.
- : Magikarpia was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Constitutional Monarchy of Rushkaville, curing 54 million infected.
- : Magikarpia was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Constitutional Monarchy of Rushkaville, curing 72 million infected.
- : Magikarpia was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Constitutional Monarchy of Rushkaville, curing 46 million infected.
- : Magikarpia was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Constitutional Monarchy of Rushkaville, curing 48 million infected.