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Magical Equestria

Population17.419 billion

CapitalCanterlot
LeaderPrincess Celestia
FaithOrthodox Harmonism

Currencybit
Animaldragon

The Pony Principality of Magical Equestria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Princess Celestia with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.419 billion Equestrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Equestrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,468 trillion bits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 199,098 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-bit treacle machine, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter. Crime is totally unknown. Magical Equestria's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Harmonism.

Magical Equestria is ranked 175,142nd in the world and 62nd in Pony Lands for Smartest Citizens, with 0.37 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 38thLargest Welfare Programs: 99thMost Primitive: 115thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 136thMost Efficient Economies: 189thLargest Black Market: 291stMost Devout: 373rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 379thMost Subsidized Industry: 426thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 473rdMost Advanced Public Education: 572ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 601stBest Weather: 830thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,139thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,194thMost Pacifist: 1,513thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,681stHealthiest Citizens: 1,695thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,170thMost Cultured: 2,175thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,329thLargest Governments: 2,512thHighest Economic Output: 2,594thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,782ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,211thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,546thNicest Citizens: 4,533rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,775thLargest Populations: 6,745thLowest Crime Rates: 7,487thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,589thTop
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Most Influential: 13,875thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,411thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,460th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Magical Equestria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Magical Equestria, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Magical Equestria, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Magical Equestria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Magical Equestria, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Magical Equestria, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-bit treacle machine.
  • : Following new legislation in Magical Equestria, the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives.
  • : Magical Equestria was reclassified from "Mother Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Magical Equestria, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Magical Equestria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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