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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 32ndLargest Welfare Programs: 66thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 98th
The Pony Principality of
Mother Knows Best State
My little pony, MY...little...ponies...
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Magical Equestria

Population19.517 billion

LeaderPrincess Celestia
FaithOrthodox Harmonism


The Pony Principality of Magical Equestria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Princess Celestia with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.517 billion Equestrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Equestrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,229 trillion bits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 216,682 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Magical Equestria's pristine beaches, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, and murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution. Crime is totally unknown. Magical Equestria's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Harmonism.

Magical Equestria is ranked 224,948th in the world and 126th in Pony Lands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -22.3 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 32ndLargest Welfare Programs: 66thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 98thMost Primitive: 117thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 311thLargest Black Market: 335thMost Devout: 376thMost Subsidized Industry: 428thMost Advanced Public Education: 476thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 509thMost Ignorant Citizens: 675thBest Weather: 926thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,155thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,281stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,328thMost Pacifist: 1,679thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,830thHealthiest Citizens: 1,842ndMost Cultured: 2,187thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,485thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,491stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,544thLargest Governments: 2,634thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,653rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,717thNicest Citizens: 5,075thHighest Average Incomes: 5,083rdLargest Populations: 6,942ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,129thMost Efficient Economies: 8,706thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,942ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,439thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,107th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the region

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