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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 506th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 640th Highest Disposable Incomes: 678th
The Corporate Shareholders of
Corporate Bordello
Magachi - a safe place in an unsafe world!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Magachi

Population14.765 billion

CapitalMagachi City
LeaderChief Executive Officer

Currencydollar
Animalfrog

The Corporate Shareholders of Magachi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Executive Officer with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.765 billion Magachians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magachi City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Magachian economy, worth a remarkable 4,273 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 289,431 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,308,308 per year while the poor average 39,358, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, the public transport system has been eliminated, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural Magachi. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Magachi's national animal is the frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Magachi is ranked 35,605th in the world and 44th in Texas for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 71.52 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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1%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 506thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 640thHighest Disposable Incomes: 678thRudest Citizens: 770thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 827thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 906thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 907thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,053rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,185thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,198thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,261stFattest Citizens: 1,484thTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 1,670thHighest Economic Output: 1,676thLargest Retail Industry: 1,681stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,690thHighest Crime Rates: 1,745thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,823rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,902ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,990thLargest Mining Sector: 2,133rdMost Armed: 2,175thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,277thMost Avoided: 2,545thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,071stSmartest Citizens: 3,227thMost Efficient Economies: 3,462ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,256thMost Cultured: 4,388thMost Influential: 5,077thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,375thMost Politically Free: 5,662ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,966thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,447thLargest Populations: 8,629thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,622ndLargest Black Market: 11,998thMost Secular: 12,182ndMost Stationary: 14,510th
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5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Magachi, East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural Magachi.
  • : Following new legislation in Magachi, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Magachi, the public transport system has been eliminated.
  • : Following new legislation in Magachi, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Magachi, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Magachi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Magachi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Magachi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Magachi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Magachi, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam".

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Endorsements Received: 6 » NewTexas, Lichian, Greater United Texas, Tishanda, Studly Penguins, and Safj.

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