The Kingdom of Mafcadia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mafcadio with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.583 billion Mafcadians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mafcadiopolis. The average income tax rate is 51.4%.

The very strong Mafcadian economy, worth 965 trillion Mafcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 83,336 Mafcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and Mafcadio's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mafcadia's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Mafcadia is ranked 295,000^th in the world and 2^nd in Orthodoxia for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -7.35 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.