Population | 10.058 billion |
Capital | Sin City |
Currency | Naira |
Animal | Flying Big Black Panther |
The Democratic Republic of Maestros haven is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.058 billion Maestros havenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Maestros havenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,779 trillion Nairas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,940 Nairas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, emojis are the soul of wit, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime is totally unknown. Maestros haven's national animal is the Flying Big Black Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Maestros haven is ranked 14,999th in the world and 779th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 101 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Maestros haven was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Maestros haven was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Maestros haven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Maestros haven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Maestros haven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Maestros haven was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in Maestros haven, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Maestros haven, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
- : Following new legislation in Maestros haven, emojis are the soul of wit.
- : Following new legislation in Maestros haven, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.