by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 663rdMost Secular: 1,034thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,304th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Freedom and equality for all!!!...
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Maestros haven

Population4.942 billion

CapitalSin City

AnimalFlying Big Black Panther

The Democratic Republic of Maestros haven is a massive, genial nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.942 billion Maestros havenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maestros havenian economy, worth 759 trillion Nairas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 153,768 Nairas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, bars are packed at all hours, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons. Crime is totally unknown. Maestros haven's national animal is the Flying Big Black Panther, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Maestros haven is ranked 7,500th in the world and 352nd in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 6,526.86 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 663rdMost Secular: 1,034thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,304thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,368thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,205thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,332ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,670thMost Inclusive: 2,830thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,998thSafest: 3,661stMost Pacifist: 3,687thMost Influential: 3,944thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,231stMost Developed: 4,739thMost Efficient Economies: 4,804thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,044thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,271stSmartest Citizens: 5,329thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,465thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,850thHealthiest Citizens: 6,095thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,835thLowest Crime Rates: 7,369thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,500thBest Weather: 7,539thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,615thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,032ndTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,115thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,289thLargest Governments: 9,456thMost Cultured: 10,496thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,826thHighest Average Incomes: 12,179thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,304th
Most Secular: 47th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 69th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 123rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 139th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 141st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 179th in the regionMost Inclusive: 183rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 186th in the regionMost Pacifist: 207th in the regionSafest: 208th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 259th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 269th in the regionMost Developed: 279th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 280th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 283rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 301st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 302nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 330th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 331st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 346th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 352nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 361st in the regionBest Weather: 406th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 407th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 420th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 430th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 447th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 463rd in the regionMost Cultured: 508th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 527th in the regionNudest: 541st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 581st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 591st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 643rd in the regionMost Influential: 875th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Maestros haven, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Maestros haven, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Maestros haven, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Maestros haven, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Maestros haven, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Maestros haven, treason is relative.
  • : Following new legislation in Maestros haven, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Maestros haven, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Maestros haven, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Maestros haven voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Ban on Secret Treaties"".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 183 » U S Eh, Pallaith, Alunya, Miruma, McMasterdonia, New Bremerton, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Loutsland, Black Templares, Zyvetskistaahn, Viridiann, Parmovand, Corfad, Dreadton, Kaschovia, Idumetala, Territorio di Nessuno, Unprintable Initiator, Orado, Daiz, North Bratislava, Sundred, Eravonia, Guer Aike, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Holy Oranz, Pazair, Shibutani, Interdimensional Zone, Sockmanland, Great Bights Mum, Runeda, Shadowrik, Dabarastan, Notyoutopia, Aratani, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Advancia-Sizzletown, 2 and 2 is Fish, Aezus, Afcon, Anna Airters, Brevada, Aetulia, Contani, Anungu, Cors Evia, Cape Flower, and 133 others.Castle Federation, British Pacific Islands, Amauri, Ravendi, Angwayster, 1 very fast endotarter, Clan Spaniel, Zumlandia, Azzarel, Centromuria, Banabistan, Arimbia, Landnovia, Duerrlewang, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Antiyard, Chukstik Illahi, Breduria, Babacar, Ethnon, Anne Hathaway, Abject Ludicrosity, Baldova, Siwale, The Tampa Bay Rays, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Cloydicia, Axstahl, Brettenia, Cobrakia, Ainsworth, Glurponia, Selfgradatude, Alice Gardens, Valhalla123, Federation Terra Australis, Seenvorland, East Supple Lund, United Anglo-America, Esplandia, Fel Imass, Wineclaw, Fascist Democracy, Fendlium, Dylanana, Drutopia Insomnia, Freyford, Eywaan, Dicko, Desbrown, Empy, Kranostav, Florantia, Eteles, Hollow Temple, Grue, Fizban, BrightFutures, Free Culture, Dopeland420, Hatakulamatakatak, Godwanna, Sunto, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, David Davidson, Equestrian Commonwealth, Detrivania, Fupiju, French Bananastan, Novatros, Kappacon, Irishvan, Kolofia, Kuveria, Jovian Knights, Kubrostavsria, Jasminlandia, New Lakemba, Iron Cladia, Ihese, JJs nation, Soviet Terran, Helix Labs, Humptalumpta, Calamazo, Kanlidia, Heken, Kerri2, Ponantine, Karazan, Indiana Hoosier nation, Javrad, I Anixi, Wodan, Ikea Rike, Sil Dorsett, Kalatona, Greater Maharlikans, Landsa, Vincone Cae, Ilisseia, Tachycardia, El Fiji Grande, Kenatara, JAOECW536, Ice and Tinian, Catopia2, Religioncord, Frances Francis the First of France, Dadastan Archipelago, Palgo, Elgaland-Vargaland, Delmak, Get Away From Me, Gnomewatchers, Kulgatha, The Iron Lions, Steampunk Ariel, Aenglaland, Heminaw, Gurou, General COE, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Valentine Z, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Praeceps, Racoda, New Bismuthium, Angshire, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Puppets and Strings, and Magnanimus.

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