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Most Armed: 4,630th Largest Welfare Programs: 5,799th Most Rebellious Youth: 6,298th
The Lowlife Landmass of
Left-Leaning College State
Money and kindness, nothing pleases more
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Lowlife Landmass of Madsoon is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 715 million Madsooneers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Philadelphia. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Madsooneer economy, worth 79.4 trillion Uzis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,998 Uzis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Madsoon's national animal is the Rock Pigeon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Madsoon is ranked 146,760th in the world and 143rd in Wintreath for Most Avoided, scoring 1.01 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Armed: 4,630thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,799thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,298thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,499thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,917thTop
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Most Inclusive: 9,370thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,650thNicest Citizens: 12,669thHighest Drug Use: 12,717thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,126thLargest Black Market: 14,392ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,870thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,455thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,431stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,084th
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Most Armed: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Madsoon, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Madsoon, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Madsoon, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Madsoon, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted.
  • : Following new legislation in Madsoon, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Madsoon, school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in Madsoon, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Madsoon, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Madsoon, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Madsoon, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.

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