The Federation of Madossa is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the parliament with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.36 billion Madossans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Madossan economy, worth 782 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 122,971 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nudity is frowned upon, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Madossa's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Madossa is ranked 235,887^th in the world and 8,047^th in Lazarus for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 34.18 Whatever.