The Borderline Holiday Isla of Madonna Queendom is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Queen of Pop with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.492 billion Madonna Wannabes enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Social Policy are also considered important, while International Aid and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Isla Bonita. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The powerhouse Madonnese economy, worth 459 trillion Lucky Stars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 102,344 Lucky Stars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime is totally unknown. Madonna Queendom's national animal is the pink elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Immaculate Collection.

Madonna Queendom is ranked 216,148^th in the world and 620^th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -163.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.