The Matriarchy of Madletti is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mr B with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.447 billion Madlettians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sexy Mrs B. The average income tax rate is 85.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Madlettian economy, worth 750 trillion Spags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,767 Spags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Madlettian ambassadors, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Madletti's national animal is the Ginger Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Madletti is ranked 16,957^th in the world and 1,118^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.32 law-abiding acts per hour.