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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 101stMost Primitive: 139thMost Ignorant Citizens: 194th
The Christmas Borderlands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Alive and kicking
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Mad Citizens

Population11.116 billion

CurrencyGolden O2
AnimalBat

The Christmas Borderlands of Mad Citizens is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, fear of technology, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.116 billion Mad Citizensians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Environment, although Administration, Industry, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Defense and Education are ignored. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mad Citizensian economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion Golden O2s a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,618 Golden O2s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Mad Citizensian Embarrassments, and left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mad Citizens's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mad Citizens is ranked 198,886th in the world and 194th in Forest for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -4.56 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 101stMost Primitive: 139thMost Ignorant Citizens: 194thHighest Crime Rates: 581stMost Armed: 641stMost Advanced Public Transport: 868thBest Weather: 928thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,423rdMost Devout: 1,544thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,805thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,009thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,188thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,550thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,312thRudest Citizens: 3,871stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,222ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,325thLargest Black Market: 4,736thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,456thMost Inclusive: 7,228thMost Avoided: 7,279thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,351stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14,489thHighest Food Quality: 14,532ndLargest Governments: 20,922ndHighest Economic Output: 21,171stMost Influential: 26,600th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionBest Weather: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mad Citizens, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mad Citizens, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Mad Citizensian Embarrassments.
  • : Mad Citizens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Mad Citizens, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Mad Citizens, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Mad Citizens, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Mad Citizens, Mad Citizens has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Mad Citizens, public parks are littered with cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Mad Citizens, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Mad Citizens after the ban on emigration was lifted.
  • : Following new legislation in Mad Citizens, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.

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