by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,858th Most Primitive: 3,743rd Most Secular: 6,807th
The Jingoistic States of
Democratic Socialists
Stay the hell away from me with that corndog.
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Mad at Corndogs Johnson

Population194 million

CurrencyChad Hotdog
AnimalMagic Johnson

The Jingoistic States of Mad at Corndogs Johnson is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 194 million Mad at Corndogs Johnsonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Mad at Corndogs Johnsonian economy, worth 6.40 trillion Chad Hotdogs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,974 Chad Hotdogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, Magic Johnsons that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, and motorbike jousters live young and die fast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mad at Corndogs Johnson's national animal is the Magic Johnson, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mad at Corndogs Johnson is ranked 83,038th in the world and 4,418th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 18.33 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,858thMost Primitive: 3,743rdMost Secular: 6,807thMost Influential: 7,185thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,841st
Most Primitive: 159th in the regionMost Secular: 370th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 720th in the region

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