The Jingoistic States of Mad at Corndogs Johnson is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 194 million Mad at Corndogs Johnsonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Mad at Corndogs Johnsonian economy, worth 6.40 trillion Chad Hotdogs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,974 Chad Hotdogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, Magic Johnsons that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, and motorbike jousters live young and die fast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mad at Corndogs Johnson's national animal is the Magic Johnson, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mad at Corndogs Johnson was endorsed by The United States of Conservadoria.
- : Mad at Corndogs Johnson was endorsed by The Kingdom of Test for a new hope.
- : Mad at Corndogs Johnson was endorsed by The Federation Eternal of Votak Matim.
- : Mad at Corndogs Johnson was endorsed by The American Insurgency of Former English Colony.
- : Mad at Corndogs Johnson was endorsed by The Second Resurrection of Noahs Second Country.
- : Mad at Corndogs Johnson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Mad at Corndogs Johnson was endorsed by The Holy Inseparable Regalia of Castle Federation.
- : Mad at Corndogs Johnson was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Amauri.
- : Mad at Corndogs Johnson was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Loutsland.
- : Mad at Corndogs Johnson was endorsed by The Republic of Destructive Government Endorsing System.
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