The Republic of Mackieron is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 973 million Mackieronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peace City. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mackieronian economy, worth 100 trillion Annas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,441 Annas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, and the Mackieronian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mackieron's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mackieron is ranked 231,268^th in the world and 5,327^th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -307.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.