The United Imperial Kingdoms of Macisikan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Valdir with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 44.414 billion Macisikani enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saragova. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Macisikani economy, worth an astonishing 18,828 trillion Krōns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 423,922 Krōns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, foreign aid is a seedy business, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime is totally unknown. Macisikan's national animal is the Maciskan Roc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Macisikan is ranked 313,979^th in the world and 2^nd in Varheim for Most Primitive, scoring -721.54 on the Scary Big Number Scale.