The City State of MAACAU is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, vat-grown people, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.803 billion MAACAENSES enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Macau. The average income tax rate is 43.0%.

The frighteningly efficient MAACAUian economy, worth 247 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,387 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, nations that kill a MAACAENSE can expect a strongly worded letter, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, and the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. MAACAU's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MAACAU is ranked 134,824^th in the world and 2^nd in Principality of Cataloniaa for Largest Black Market, with 117 billion Standard Monetary Units.