The City State of MAACAU is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 4.962 billion MAACAENSES have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Macau. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MAACAUian economy, worth 905 trillion Reais a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,425 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters, a bureaucratic fight over MIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MAACAU's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Christianity.

MAACAU is ranked 63,645^th in the world and 2,163^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 89.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.