The City State of MAACAU is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed population of 584 million MAACAENSES have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Macau. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming MAACAUian economy, worth 62.7 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,341 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MAACAU's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MAACAU is ranked 81,459^th in the world and 4,609^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 64.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.