The Colony of M3tang is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.347 billion M3tangians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong M3tangian economy, worth 389 trillion pokecoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 41,712 pokecoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,842 per year while the poor average 2,614, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. M3tang's national animal is the Metang, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

M3tang is ranked 196,789^th in the world and 533^rd in Frozen Circle for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 956.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.