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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,098th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,176th Most Pro-Market: 9,140th
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
FOR THE GLORY OF MILF!
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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M-I-L-F

Population613 million

Currencypound
Animalkiwi

The Republic of M-I-L-F is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 613 million M-I-L-Fians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The thriving M-I-L-Fian economy, worth 32.9 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 53,716 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,029 per year while the poor average 9,888, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. M-I-L-F's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

M-I-L-F is ranked 143,968th in the world and 7,991st in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,098thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,176thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,140thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,313thMost Avoided: 13,466thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,659thRudest Citizens: 15,258th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 166th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 183rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 323rd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 491st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 628th in the regionRudest Citizens: 686th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 752nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 815th in the region

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