Population | 895 million |
Currency | Penger |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Community of Lyston is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and daily referendums. The quiet, industrious population of 895 million Lystonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Lystonian economy, worth 46.1 trillion Pengers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,563 Pengers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every workday begins with group therapy, the new one Penger coin also makes a handy throwing-star, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, and flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lyston's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Lyston is ranked 36,232nd in the world and 1st in Old Vegas for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,705.04 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lyston, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
- : Following new legislation in Lyston, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
- : Following new legislation in Lyston, the new one Penger coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
- : Lyston was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Following new legislation in Lyston, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Lyston, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in Lyston, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
- : Following new legislation in Lyston, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist.
- : Lyston was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Lyston, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.