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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,299thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,588thMost Conservative: 16,647th
The General of the LDF of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Unity and Justice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.198 billion

LeaderAlexander Nyarashe
FaithCreeperian Catholicism

CurrencyLyoan Dollar

The General of the LDF of Lyoa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alexander Nyarashe with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.198 billion Lyoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tigera. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lyoan economy, worth 99.2 trillion Lyoan Dollars a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,115 Lyoan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Lyoa's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Creeperian Catholicism.

Lyoa is ranked 139,949th in the world and 82nd in The League for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.86 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,299thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 14,588thMost Conservative: 16,647thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,943rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lyoa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Lyoa was admitted to the World Assembly.
  • : Lyoa applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Lyoa resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Lyoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Lyoa was endorsed by The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis.
  • : Lyoa lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.
  • : Lyoa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Lyoa lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.
  • : Lyoa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

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