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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,087thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,256thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,024th
The Golden Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
life is soup, i am fork
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Lynous Lork 2

Population1.607 billion

CapitalTilted Towers


The Golden Land of Lynous Lork 2 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by God with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.607 billion «еловеекимиs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tilted Towers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.0%.

The powerhouse человеческими economy, worth 273 trillion VBucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,050 VBucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 629,687 per year while the poor average 32,336, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.

God is the self-declared God of all Lynous Lork 2, vacationing «еловеекимиs expect to be treated as royalty, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, and to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lynous Lork 2's national animal is the Coronavirus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lynous Lork 2 is ranked 197,745th in the world and 5,383rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -10.95 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,087thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,256thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,024thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,123rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,332ndMost Avoided: 3,417thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,056thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,056thLargest Black Market: 6,344thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,970thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,755thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,421stFattest Citizens: 9,466thHighest Average Incomes: 9,713thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 14,895thLargest Governments: 16,860thMost Authoritarian: 17,217thLowest Crime Rates: 18,386thMost Conservative: 18,710th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 53rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionMost Avoided: 91st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 98th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 164th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 179th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 257th in the regionFattest Citizens: 270th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 273rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 279th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 327th in the regionLargest Governments: 414th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 440th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 470th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 477th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 558th in the region

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