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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,414thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,682ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,076th
The Excessively Armed State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
You get a tank! You get a tank! Everyone gets a tank!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lynier

Population24.56 billion

CapitalTren
LeaderLynerian High Command
FaithProdacathox

CurrencyLyn
AnimalWild Tank

The Excessively Armed State of Lynier is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lynerian High Command with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 24.56 billion Lynierians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tren. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lynierian economy, worth a remarkable 2,933 trillion Lyns a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,459 Lyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, many friends and relatives of Lynerian High Command have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and Lynerian High Command claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lynier's national animal is the Wild Tank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Prodacathox.

Lynier is ranked 8,914th in the world and 191st in the West Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12,248.48 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,076thMost Influential: 3,618thLargest Populations: 4,432ndSafest: 4,505thHighest Economic Output: 4,963rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,395thLowest Crime Rates: 7,339thMost Stationary: 7,632ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,708thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,914thMost Developed: 11,082ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,648thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,880thMost Cultured: 12,930thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,976thHealthiest Citizens: 13,057thLargest Governments: 13,776thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,868thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,225thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,311thBest Weather: 15,382ndSmartest Citizens: 15,540thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,632ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,653rdMost Corrupt Governments: 18,804thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,894thMost Devout: 20,348thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,225thHighest Average Incomes: 23,705th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionTop
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Safest: 84th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 87th in the regionMost Stationary: 102nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 110th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 111th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 130th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 153rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 191st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 233rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 239th in the regionMost Developed: 247th in the regionMost Cultured: 263rd in the regionLargest Governments: 264th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 283rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 286th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 287th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 289th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 298th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 325th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 337th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 342nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 351st in the regionBest Weather: 363rd in the regionMost Devout: 375th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 390th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 406th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 448th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 549th in the region

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