by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,430thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,732ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,169th
The Excessively Armed State of
Left-Leaning College State
You get a tank! You get a tank! Everyone gets a tank!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population25.144 billion

LeaderLynerian High Command

AnimalWild Tank

The Excessively Armed State of Lynier is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lynerian High Command with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 25.144 billion Lynierians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tren. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lynierian economy, worth a remarkable 3,006 trillion Lyns a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,562 Lyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, many friends and relatives of Lynerian High Command have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and Lynerian High Command claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lynier's national animal is the Wild Tank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Prodacathox.

Lynier is ranked 59,904th in the world and 1,080th in the West Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 1.58 Bank.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,430thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,732ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,169thMost Influential: 3,540thLargest Populations: 4,367thSafest: 4,579thHighest Economic Output: 4,999thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,383rdMost Stationary: 7,341stLowest Crime Rates: 7,352ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,722ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,891stTop
Most Developed: 11,048thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,430thMost Patriotic: 12,213thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,694thMost Cultured: 12,720thMost Efficient Economies: 12,775thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,845thHealthiest Citizens: 12,932ndLargest Governments: 13,693rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,019thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,536thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,773rdSmartest Citizens: 14,933rdBest Weather: 15,306thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,316thHighest Food Quality: 17,187thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,499thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,153rdMost Devout: 18,891stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,391st
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 87th in the regionSafest: 97th in the regionMost Influential: 98th in the regionMost Stationary: 100th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 107th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 156th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 179th in the regionMost Patriotic: 233rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 237th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 243rd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 253rd in the regionMost Developed: 254th in the regionLargest Governments: 267th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 268th in the regionMost Cultured: 274th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 275th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 296th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 301st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 304th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 314th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 330th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 338th in the regionMost Devout: 358th in the regionBest Weather: 362nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 363rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 410th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 427th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 437th in the region

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