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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,417th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,422nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,176th
The Excessively Armed State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
You get a tank! You get a tank! Everyone gets a tank!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lynier

Population21.284 billion

CapitalTren
LeaderLynerian High Command
FaithProdacathox

CurrencyLyn
AnimalWild Tank

The Excessively Armed State of Lynier is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lynerian High Command with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 21.284 billion Lynierians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tren. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lynierian economy, worth a remarkable 2,795 trillion Lyns a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,347 Lyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, many friends and relatives of Lynerian High Command have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and Lynerian High Command claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lynier's national animal is the Wild Tank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Prodacathox.

Lynier is ranked 73,920th in the world and 2,884th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 968.98 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,417thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,422ndTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,176thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,736thMost Influential: 3,365thHighest Economic Output: 3,825thLargest Populations: 4,600thSafest: 4,615thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,182ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,994thLowest Crime Rates: 7,152ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,449thTop
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Most Stationary: 9,083rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,765thMost Efficient Economies: 12,007thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,098thMost Developed: 12,366thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,728thHealthiest Citizens: 12,795thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,988thMost Cultured: 13,174thLargest Governments: 13,428thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,774thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,098thMost Devout: 14,608thSmartest Citizens: 15,744thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,847th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 76th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 81st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionSafest: 102nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionMost Stationary: 147th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 156th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 178th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 264th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 273rd in the regionLargest Governments: 274th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 281st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 298th in the regionMost Cultured: 302nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 325th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 334th in the regionMost Developed: 335th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 364th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 370th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 393rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 398th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 404th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 478th in the regionMost Devout: 495th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 518th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 519th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 543rd in the region

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